| John Crichton was in a
strange, alien world, a fugitive in the harrowing Uncharted Territories.
Little did John Crichton know that within an astonishingly short time,
his Earth culture would meet with the particular person of Chiana
and, together with felicitous fate by way of his fellow fugitives
on Moya, particularly Dominar Rygel XVI, he'd find himself involved
in creating the Uncharted's first capitalist enterprise venture -
the wildly lucrative snack food: ChiChips! To
celebrate the several cycle anniversary of this auspicious commercial
and cultural triumph, the founding intergalactic celebrities are
leading Drad Foods in a multi-galactic media blitz, granting eagerly
received interviews and making personal appearances to wild throngs
of admirers. This unparalleled mania is called "BeatleMania",
a term given it by the cryptic genius of Drad Foods Manager John
Crichton. Responding to persistent rumors of a dubious past, Drad
Foods' multitalented performer and founder Chiana will also be giving
personal interviews during her musical promotional tour.
Drad Foods begins the blitz with the
issue of a special
informative poster and a limited edition reprint of the
first ChiChips promotional flyers, printed on the front
and back
just like the famous originals, the originator of what John Crichton
calls "collectors items". These were the first widespread
appearances of the image of intergalactic superstar Chiana, uttering
the now universally known phrase -
"ChiChips - snurch 'em an' munch 'em!" |